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Britney Spears reportedly throws a sharp knife at a man's head for forgetting her 'special lights'

Britney shouldn't be allowed near pricks

Britney Spears reportedly throws a sharp knife at a man's head for forgetting her 'special lights'


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Question: What happens when raving lunatics are let out of rehab too early?

Answer: They throw knives at people for forgetting their 'special lights'!

As the National Enquirer noted: "The bizarre blowup occurred when a stage manager went to Britney's dressing room before showtime to tell her that special lights she'd ordered weren’t available. 'What? You didn’t get the lights I wanted?' shrieked Britney. Stunned by her fury, the guy stammered that the house lighting looked fantastic but... SHRIEEEEK!... Britney screamed, snatched a butter knife off a buffet table - and flung it at his head! The guy ducked and the knife slammed harmlessly into the wall."

Fucking mental.



COMMENTS
DOGPAS on Wed 06 June 2007 said...
Mentalist, & getting rougher looking by the day...
Dames on Wed 06 June 2007 said...
savagely untalented miming fuckhead perfectly in sync with target demo
DickMarsh on Wed 06 June 2007 said...
I prefer the other pic where shes curling off a long one
Vileman on Wed 06 June 2007 said...
Would these be the red lights for her trailer window?
anneka on Wed 06 June 2007 said...
special lights to make her look more attractive perhaps...she'd need more than special fucking lights
Sundaeg1rl on Wed 06 June 2007 said...
A butter knife? Is that all? Call me again when she's hurling something a little more vicious! Even I know that a decent diva fit requires more than a fucking butter knife! I once threw a meat cleaver at my ex, so beat that, you fat, spotty Yankee twat!! Oh, and back in the day, Agnetha (the blonde one) from Abba once threw a herring at Bjorn during a party. Shame she didn't have a meat cleaver hanging about ;-)
on Thu 07 June 2007 said...
I'd like to think that, after the fact, the guy she'd flung said knife at, grabbed hold of her and gave her an open back-handed slap, causing her to moan slightly, turn away with her back to him, and fall over the buffet table, and, well you can guess the rest.......
FlangeMeister on Thu 07 June 2007 said...
Bleedin' hell.She's fucking ugly-and what's that all about on the side of her face? Don't think this horrible cow even floated my boat when she wore the schoolgirls outfit. Although,there could be rumblings afoot........over to LD and Dick Marsh
JiggeryCock on Thu 07 June 2007 said...
Whyat a stupid fucking doilum!
ArnoldMontgomeryCunt on Thu 07 June 2007 said...
Good grief...and to think I used to dedicate copious amounts of man-sauce to her in that seminal schoolgirl video...now she looks a council-house crack whore!!
RayReardon on Thu 07 June 2007 said...
to think as a young lad I actually blew a hearty load in a paper towel over ol Brits.... to think now I would rather stick my old warrior in one of those posh Italian meat micers and give Antonio the nod, than even contemplate gushing up a shake over her is quite saddening....
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