Britney Spears reportedly throws a sharp knife at a man's head for forgetting her 'special lights'
Question: What happens when raving lunatics are let out of rehab too early?
Answer: They throw knives at people for forgetting their 'special lights'!
As the National Enquirer noted: "The bizarre blowup occurred when a stage manager went to Britney's dressing room before showtime to tell her that special lights she'd ordered weren’t available. 'What? You didn’t get the lights I wanted?' shrieked Britney. Stunned by her fury, the guy stammered that the house lighting looked fantastic but... SHRIEEEEK!... Britney screamed, snatched a butter knife off a buffet table - and flung it at his head! The guy ducked and the knife slammed harmlessly into the wall."
Fucking mental.