BRITNEY SPEARS IS OFFERED ADVICE BY THE DUCHESS OF YORK
GOSH! ONE DID IT AGAIN!
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Published on Fri 26 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS OFFERED ADVICE BY THE DUCHESS OF YORK |
It seems that every 'celebrity' in the world is making an orderly queue to give advice to Britney Spears. In fact, you could just probably put all their names into a tombola machine, pull one out and set up a group of microphones to record the opinions of the latest lucky winner to voice their thoughts on a woman they've never met.
Roll up, the Duchess of York (formerly known as 'feisty' Sarah Ferguson, a woman with a 'colourful' past that has largely been ignored by the media).
Fergie has decided (at last) to break her silence on the Britney Spears situation. She spoke to a US talk show in a typically refined and concise manner. Here's the quote in full.
"I would love to talk to Britney. I really feel sorry for her. I want to tell her, 'It's okay; it's okay.' If she says: 'No, I've got regrets...' (I would say) 'No, It's okay.' Don't let yesterday or tomorrow rob you of the present.
"It's okay right now, now let's find a solution. Let's build together and work together."
Now, that might confuse someone with a lesser mind, but Britney, whose brain is as sharp as a bear trap, will take great solace in these wise words. Because it's okay.
Come on, Fergie, sort out Zimbabwe and Iraq will you, so we can all get some sleep?
Fergie has decided (at last) to break her silence on the Britney Spears situation. She spoke to a US talk show in a typically refined and concise manner. Here's the quote in full.
"I would love to talk to Britney. I really feel sorry for her. I want to tell her, 'It's okay; it's okay.' If she says: 'No, I've got regrets...' (I would say) 'No, It's okay.' Don't let yesterday or tomorrow rob you of the present.
"It's okay right now, now let's find a solution. Let's build together and work together."
Now, that might confuse someone with a lesser mind, but Britney, whose brain is as sharp as a bear trap, will take great solace in these wise words. Because it's okay.
Come on, Fergie, sort out Zimbabwe and Iraq will you, so we can all get some sleep?
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