Britney hires young boys

Incredibly, the fact that the hapless sack of porridge made the decision to cross the hand of a young escort with silver for a quickie, rather than attach herself and jumbo bank balance to any old insipid leech is seen as shocking.

Come on, give her some effing credit! This is the woman who's done more than Sadie Frost (kids and mental problems) to raise the 'absolutely fucking bonkers' barrier and people are calling a little shufty with a male escort 'wild'? Fuck me.

"Britney's assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool," blabbed some 'source' to The Sun.

"She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses. Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to "make out" with him. I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that's what she did. Mission accomplished"

Classy. Never mind, if she does any more 'wild' things she might land herself in prison like Paris and Nicole and have a porno made in their honour, just like that horrible pair have.