ONE MORE TIME?

Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline's attorney, has revealed in a TV interview that the relationship between his client and ex-wife Britney Spears is improving all the time. At one time the pair could barely speak (though that could have been Britney on her own after a night out) but now it seems that they are trying to put their differences to one side for the sake of the children.

About bleeding time! I don't know if Kaplan thinks the pair deserve a nice medal each for managing to think of their kids for once, but it's what thousands of 'normal' couples have to do every week in the same situation.

"When you go from where things were, when there was no visitation, to where they are now, there will be some contact … there'd be some ability to exchange a camaraderie that is necessary and a function of co-parenting together."

Well done that pair! Though if recent reports about them sharing phone sex together are true then maybe they're making up a little better than even Kaplan realises. And Britney does look a little thick around the waist at the moment and oddly serene… No, they wouldn't have, would they? Could it be that after some recent farmyard-like rutting there might be a third child to drag through the custody courts?