Britney Spears "saves" an elderly couple from jellyfish

Britney Deserves a fucking medal

Published on Thu 07 June 2007 by Fatty

Britney Spears "saves" an elderly couple from jellyfish

Selfless, brave and courageous Britney Spears literally didn't dice with death this weekend when she helped out a pruney old couple who were swimming in not at all dangerous waters.

The couple were paddling around in some water in Mexico when Britney spotted a jellyfish.

"Be careful, there are lots of Man o' War jellyfish washing up on shore, you don't want to get stung," said the plucky old boot yelped to the pair.

Brave, brave Britney. How do you do it eh? Saving old people when you haven't even saved yourself. You fucking hero.

Britney Spears, mental, Justin Timberlake, Holy Moly,

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Thu 07 June 2007 said... They weren't Man O' War jellyfish. It was platoons of my unborn that I shot out when I saw the half-naked pruney old couple
		Zigmund on Thu 07 June 2007 said... What the hell? This isn't even newsworthy.
		grippersteb on Thu 07 June 2007 said... ive fucked someone out of s club 7 someone out of sade someone out of tj hooker someone out of madonna yasmin parvenah later to marry a fat yachter Ill remember a few more soon
		on Thu 07 June 2007 said... Where the FUCK do you get these "stories" from eh? What next, Pamela Anderson warns a child that it might be cold out so they should wear a coat? Amy Winehouse gives directions to man in street? Please tell me Mr HM that you haven't actually given cash-money to the cunt who bought you this steaming pile of uninteresting, useless tut and told you it was newsworthy! While I'm here though.......Britney, bent over a pedalo, whilst sucking a Fab, looking at me over her shoulder. She'd probably be calling me a cunt.....Incidentally, grippersteb (Grange Hill I presume), can I have some of your drugs, they seem to offer the kind of effect I'm looking for.
		DickMarsh on Fri 08 June 2007 said... I always liked that fat turkish cunt Roland
		Mungo Shuntbox on Fri 08 June 2007 said... Unfortunately Roland's bumcrack was excessively hairy, even then, with excess bumgravy from nylon trousers and plastic chairs. Howver his strange hgh pitched voice was most appealing....
		DickMarsh on Fri 08 June 2007 said... sweaty crev is a problem isnt it? that young black girl who fancied him used to rim him clean you know...
		DickMarsh on Fri 08 June 2007 said... sweaty crev is a problem isnt it? that young black girl who fancied him used to rim him clean you know...
		JiggeryCock on Fri 08 June 2007 said... I'd heard it was him, Benny Green and Zammo going airtight on Trisha Yates - you live and learn.
		DickMarsh on Fri 08 June 2007 said... Yeah and she had a nose like a badly made dildo didn't she
		sirbuckle on Fri 08 June 2007 said... Britney to Grange Hill in a trice, only on Holy Moly!! Disturbed?? You will be.......