OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!

Here's a clip of Brigitte Nielsen preparing for a bit of plastic surgery, all filmed (presumably, judging by the Teutonic voiceover) by a German TV channel with nothing better to do with their schedules. Even 'Black Forest Ping Pong' would be better than this, surely?

It's hard to define what is the most shuddery moment of this clip. Could it be the part where the surgery markings are drawn on Brigitte’s legs, making her look like the victim of a rubbish graffiti artist who happened to wander by and tag her arse?

Is it the sound of the surgeon, glancing over her body and appearing to slur the word 'fetish' as the anaesthetic kicks in?

Or is it the old clip of Brigitte and Sylvester Stallone together, where he looks like a huge-eyed puppy with a mullet who has just been told off for pooping on the kitchen floor? It's this bit which is the best without doubt. I'd forgotten human hair could look so shameful.