McFadden vs Katona!

That old romantic Brian McFadden has been dishing the dirt on his sham marriage to Kerry Katona.

Brian has come out of self-imposed exile in Farmer Wilson’s top field. Forgoing his crow-frightening duties, the multi-talented Broooian has dished the dirt on twice 'Mother of the Year' Kerry Katona, claiming that their relationship ended on his stag night (when he banged the stripper) and that the marriage only went ahead so the delightful pair could pocket the oodles of cash waved under their piggy noses by Hello! magazine.

Married for the money? And here we were thinking it was the shared love of witty repartee, high culture and fine wines that dragged the two hateful shit-buckets together.