Brad Pitt spends more money than most people see in a lifetime on ugly furniture

MONEY WELL SPENT

Published on Thu 05 June 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

Brad Pitt spends more money than most people see in a lifetime on ugly furniture

According to Bloomberg News, Brad Pitt paid $293,000 for the table above, which has obviously just been dragged out of a house fire, and continued this bout of insanity by buying a bunch of other crap that is unusable by the human race...

Whilst most of us make do with IKEA on a Bank Holiday (Hi honey i'm home! I bought 400 tea-lights and some cable tidy!), Brad nipped over to the Design Miami/Basel fair in Switzerland, as you do.

Amongst other sensible, snuggly purchases was an aluminium rug (seriously) and a gold plated sofa.

Angelina only sent him out for a couple of cots and a 'Blues Clues' duvet set. He is in for one fuck of a rollocking.

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Thu 05 June 2008 said... That's what happens when you let blokes have a crack at interior decorating. We suck and should acknowledge our limitations. We're doing our best at at least trying to find your beastly clitorises and we'll exude faux interest in 'Sex In The City' (on pain of death) but please, please don't ask us if x wallpaper goes with y lampshade.
		CHUFFER on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Jiggery, mine is just above my chuff
		MerylHighground on Thu 05 June 2008 said... I've given my old man a clitoral satnav, available at all good branches of Halfords
		JiggeryCock on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Patent that Meryl - you'll be minted!
		greenman on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Why, that's simply beautiful!
		rachael on Sat 07 June 2008 said... it looks like its been carved out of foam why dont they just go throw some money off a cliff?