Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sign a $220million pre-nup. Romantic.

Brad Pitt takes care of the pennies

Published on Fri 13 July 2007 by

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sign a $220million pre-nup. Romantic.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie shit all over Romeo and Juliet.

Just look at them, so in love ~~with each other's money~~ there. It's almost as if they've just ~~signed a $220 million pre-nup~~ decided to get married at something.

"When they get married, they will have every last penny accounted for. They don’t want anything left to chance," said someone who's not really very good at making the couple sound like nice people.

"They are straightening out all their financial arrangements before the big day so they can kiss at the altar knowing they have taken care of every eventuality."

Heartwarming stuff.

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COMMENTS

		DickMarsh on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Look at her, face bitter with regret staring at me in the crowd thinking of what could have been........
		HalfdeadFred on Fri 13 July 2007 said... No Dick, she has just seen someone waving a burger at her and she is about to to start drooling...
		LoneGunMan on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Dick, are you Jodie's brother?
		DickMarsh on Sat 14 July 2007 said... hehehe.........yeah
		on Sat 14 July 2007 said... One time hottie Jolie looks more like a fully paid up member of The Chuckle Brothers Terminal Stage Of A Mysterious Wasting Disease Club.(AIDS.) Along with that guy off Eastenders who looks like a sinister ventriloquist doll, Des O'Connor, and Mark E. Smith of 80's group The Stupid Wankers.
		FlangeMeister on Mon 16 July 2007 said... Which of these two cunts has the most cash,anyway? When someone fucks up and they split,why cant the twats just keep what they had before? Still like to drill her,though-and she can keep her fucking money.
		Marshfield on Tue 17 July 2007 said... I'd do either of them.