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BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE PLAN TO BUY HOUSE IN EUROPE

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Brad Pitt has revealed plans for the ever-increasing rainbow army that makes up the Jolie-Pitt family to move to a base in Europe, though they appear to be steering clear of the UK, perhaps aware than Jodie Marsh still haunts the streets.

"We want our children to have a broad vision of the world. Spain, Italy and France have lots of quality of life and that is healthy," said Brad, stopping for a moment as he caught sight of himself in a mirror to give himself the thumbs up for looking so good.

Yes, the whole French thing worked out perfectly, didn't it? They enrolled Maddox at a French-speaking school in New York to broaden his horizons. That lasted a week. But think of the language problems and the cultural differences - and that's just around the dinner table. So why would they be so keen to have a place in dear old Europe? Let Brad explain...

"While we are very nomadic, we would like to have a base in Europe. More attention is paid here to what is going on in the world and it is easier to get to Africa and Asia from here."

Ah, Africa and Asia and their splendid orphanages are much nearer. The Hollywood equivalent of moving closer to the shops.

COMMENTS
harrythebastard on Wed 24 October 2007 said...
Please God not England PLEASE. We have more than our share of up their own arse cunty types already. We've only just got rid of thick n thin for fucks sake.
MattEmulsion on Wed 24 October 2007 said...
He's already got the Guy Richie cap going f' facks sake
bigbadjimmy on Wed 24 October 2007 said...
Is he fucking ginger under that hat?
FredTitmuss on Wed 24 October 2007 said...
Why is BP turing into Elton John ?
bystander on Wed 24 October 2007 said...
Calm down dear, they'll be divorced soon.
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