Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may soon split

Brad Gets On His Bike

Published on Tue 24 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may soon split

Is it all over for Brangelina? Reports from In Touch Weekly magazine certainly suggest so.

Brad is getting increasingly sick of waking up and seeing a new infant every morning, while Angelina has grown bored with the lump of wood she's dating, even if he is beautifully carved.

To relieve his frustrations, Pitt took a long road trip on his trusty motorcycle to 'clear his head', spending several days away from the family home/menagerie letting the wind blow through his hair and flies collect between his teeth.

Angelina is bored and frustrated that at the moment she can't conceive a child naturally, as she's too thin, infertility notoriously being one of the side effects of anorexia.

Looks like the bike is the only thing Brad will be wrapping his legs around and riding for a while to come.

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COMMENTS

		pondscum on Tue 24 July 2007 said... She'll be dead soon anyway, and poor Brad will get stuck with the lil' maggots. Perhaps he can sell them to Slagonna.
		dandyboy on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Anyone give a fuck? I don't
		on Tue 24 July 2007 said... don't be like that dandyboy! i think brad and angelina should have a nice meal and leave kids no more then 10ft away and check on the little bastards every 45-55mins!...well maddie needs playmates doesn't she!
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Blimey...she must be a bunny-boiler of biblical proportions for him to want to give up the pleasure of giving her a jackhammer pounding of an evening!!!
		JiggeryCock on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Apparently women want to snog his hamsters-arse gob off, yet here he is, throwing a moody and tooling off into the desert on his moped, coming off like a big girls blouse. Jesus, he'll be writing poetry next, the angst-ridden clod.
		Marshfield on Tue 24 July 2007 said... Still time to go back to Ms Aniston Brad - yeah it's a bit of a step down in terms of attractiveness but you get a nice bit of personality in compensation, and a much better chance getting children the good old natural way.
		Gypsybug on Wed 25 July 2007 said... When your wife signs up to do end on end movies when she was supposed to stay home and make babies, and another woman gives you babies and makes one of yours too, and still works, after you have left the "too busy to make babies" now ex-wife...and you adored this woman who gave you your own baby, but later in the game plan, you sneak off with your precious baby to show her to your ex-wife over lunch, is about as low as you can go! She made that baby for you, with you, out of love for you. Angie is right. She might as well move in with you!!!