Bono gets his knighthood

So Bono has collected his honorary knighthood at a reception in Dublin. It must be a day for stories about irritating, egotistical, much loathed dwarves (see Cruise below).

In recognition of his humanitarian work (such as burning vast quantities of fuel getting a hat flown to him on a first class seat), the British establishment has seen fit to make Bono one of its own.

Thankfully, being an Irish national, the stupid-sunglassed and novelty-bearded pipsqueak won't be entitled to call himself 'Sir'. But that's of no concern to Bono.

Oh no. He'd rather we call him "lord of lords or a demi god". Hilarious!

No matter what honours get thrown at you, shortarse, you'll always be That Cunt Bono to us.