Bono and Cherie Blair unveil utterly pointless fountain
Bono is a Cock
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Published on Tue 04 September 2007 by BOURNE
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Bono and Cherie Blair unveil utterly pointless fountain |
World peace. That would be good, wouldn't it? So how do we achieve it? Send aid to conflict regions to ease suffering? Actively encourage dialogue and understanding between different creeds? Or turn on a fountain...
Suppose that you are a right fucking idiot and think that fountains are the way forward. Where then do you put your fountain? Do you create an object of beauty in a benighted region so that everyone there can realise what people can build if they work together? Or do you knock up a leaky lump of stone in a playground of European aristocrats and international millionaires?
If you chose the latter, then you are Bono and are therefore a self-serving, pompous dick. As is your letterbox-gobbed mate, Cherie Blair.
Here they are in the outrageously expensive St Jean Cap Ferrat, opening a peace fountain bearing the legend 'Coexist'. As so, the world's problems are solved in one fell swoop.
Oh, and if you like that kind of thing, you can have a look at Cherie Blair's cellulite too.
If you chose the latter, then you are Bono and are therefore a self-serving, pompous dick. As is your letterbox-gobbed mate, Cherie Blair.
Here they are in the outrageously expensive St Jean Cap Ferrat, opening a peace fountain bearing the legend 'Coexist'. As so, the world's problems are solved in one fell swoop.
Oh, and if you like that kind of thing, you can have a look at Cherie Blair's cellulite too.
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