ALL RISE

The former Blue buffoon will be heffing himself over to the Redhill Magistrates Court where he will have to string a sentence together long enough to plead 'GILlTee' or 'nOTT gillTEE' to allegations that he assaulted the cabbie on New Year's Eve in Surrey.

"Don't you know who I am!"

"Err, no mate. No idea."

In other news, Boy George yesterday denied that he chained up a male escort last year.

HERE'S AN IDEA: Why doesn't Boy George kill two birds with one stone and chain up Lee Ryan next time? Bish, bash, bosh.

NB: This picture of the little fucker is from a performance in Manchester. We have no idea why he's wearing his scarf like that. Maybe Antony Costa had dropped a particularly pungent air biscuit?

EDIT: Btw, has 'All Rise' got the only use of 'objection over-ruled' in any song ever? Please can the population sing this to him in the street for the rest of his life...

All Rise - Blue

You're on the stand (stand)
With your back against the wall (wall)
Nowhere to run (run)
And nobody you can call (call) oh no
I just can't wait (wait)
Now the case is open wide (wide)
You'll try to pray (pray)
But the jury will decide (decide)

Baby I swear I tell the truth (uhuh)
About all the things you used to do
And if you thought you had me fooled (come on)
I'm tellin' you now objection overruled
Oh baby

One for the money and the free rides
It's two for the lie that you denied
All rise (all rise)
All rise (all rise, all rise)
Three for the calls you've been making
It's four for the times you've been faking
All rise (I'm gonna tell it to your face)
All rise (I rest my case)