Let Crazy Lady Speak Unto Crazy Lady

When you go eye-rollingly crazy you really find out who your true friends are. Don't you, Michael Barrymore? Luckily, Britney Spears has some calming words of wisdom winging their way to her, courtesy of shrieking oddball Bjork, someone with an in-depth experience of skirting close to the edge of mental breakdown.

But isn't getting mental health advice from Bjork as much use as phoning up a field full of mushrooms for financial advice? No.

The Icelandic loon explained: "I feel so sorry for her. I have sent [her] some of my thoughts that I wrote down when I was going through similar stuff."

Brilliant, so it's probably a letter along the lines of, "She's smoking cigars, they lie in the bath tub, they saw a big raven - it glided down the sky, she touched it."

Though to be fair, Bjork can certainly offer advice on how to smash the living shit out of reporters. Her loony attack on a reporter at a Thai airport in 1996 was miles better than Britney's lame umbrella waving. Watch and learn, Britters. Watch and learn.

And if you've forgotten quite how spectacularly Bjork when ape on that reporter, you can watch it all over again after the jump.