BJORK ATTACKS NEW MAN IN AIRPORT
BJORK AGAIN
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Published on Mon 14 January 2008 by IanMcShane
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BJORK ATTACKS NEW MAN IN AIRPORT |
"I took a couple of pictures and I got about three or four frames of her," said Jeffrey, bottom lip wobbling at the thought that he had become the news, "And as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy and tore it down the back." Which he probably deserves for calling a garment 'a skivvy'.
"As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her. Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but the man with her was saying: "B, don't do this, B, don't do this!"'
Superb! Jeffrey is reserving the right to press charges, just waiting to see how much money he can make from the encounter before making the final decision over whether to sue over a ripped skivvy.
In future, Bjork would be better off using her 'unique' voice to dissuade eager photographers, pointing her finger at them and squealing like Donald Sutherland in 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'.
"As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her. Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but the man with her was saying: "B, don't do this, B, don't do this!"'
Superb! Jeffrey is reserving the right to press charges, just waiting to see how much money he can make from the encounter before making the final decision over whether to sue over a ripped skivvy.
In future, Bjork would be better off using her 'unique' voice to dissuade eager photographers, pointing her finger at them and squealing like Donald Sutherland in 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'.
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