BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

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Published on Tue 24 June 2008 by roryk

BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

Billie Piper normally talks a lot of sense but she seems to have lost her usual grasp of reality if this quote is anything to go by. The 25-year-old actress thinks she may have blown her chances of Hollywood success by flashing her tits in ITV show 'Diary of a Call Girl'...

Since when did showing a bit of skin damage your chances of success in Hollywood? Surely that's what it's all about?

Ratings for 'Diary of a Call Girl' in the US have apparently gone up since a "steamy sex scene" with a bit of nudity was broadcast.

Billie said: "Someone said the other day, rather viciously, ‘What A-list stars get their tits out?’

"And then I started thinking, 'Oh, my God, what have I done? I’ve ruined my future career.'"

Two points here. One, plenty of A-listers get their tits out. Off the top of my head - Gwyneth Paltrow in 'Shakespeare in Love', Halle Berry in 'Monster's Ball', Nicole Kidman in 'Dead Calm'. Secondly, since when did starring in a scabby ITV drama set you up to be a Hollywood A-lister?

OK, Catherine Zeta Jones did it, but she did have to shag and marry Mumm-Ra The Ever Lliving to pull that one off.

There must be loads of examples of A-listers getting their tits out?

BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

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FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
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NOT A SHARP MOVE

COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 24 June 2008 said... That face has already scuppered her chances of Hollywood success, like a monkey with a missing chromosome
		Bunglist on Tue 24 June 2008 said... show us a picture of her tits then
		dearlord on Tue 24 June 2008 said... teeth much worse than her tits. defo
		MrsMoon on Tue 24 June 2008 said... As Carter and I have said, if they make The Banana Splits the movie, she would be a shoo-in for Bingo.
		vitriol on Tue 24 June 2008 said... If Hollywood were doing Banana Splits -The Movie, she'd instantly get the role of Bingo....
		chinky on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Halle Berry did it in Swordfish as well. An extra reason not to watch that god-awful movie.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 24 June 2008 said... If you grew her hair a bit longer she'd be an ideal Cousin It in another Addams Family movie.
		chinky on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Plus, Helen Mirren hardly ever used to keep her clothes on.
		dandyboy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... And Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut. Nice arse.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 24 June 2008 said... She could also play the lead singer in 'Nickleback - The Movie'
		fuckwit on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I agree with Mrs (as usual). She looks like a Banana Split. Still might tho. Anyone got a link to her knockers?
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Four banana, three banana, two banana, one All bananas playin' in the bright warm sun. Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper an' Snork
		girlthursday5th on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Every time she speaks she looks and sounds like she's just bitten her tongue. It's bad enough on the small screen let alone on the cinema screen. Yuk. Plus, what is with the eyebrow / hair colour difference? Is she the Alistair Darling of British drama? Enough with her 'national sweetheart' status already.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 24 June 2008 said... She was rough as a badger's arse in last weeks Doctor Who as well.
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Yes CC, she actually looked like she stank
		framey on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Maybe acting and elocution lessons might help her get acting jobs. "Because we want to" indeed.
		Marshfield on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Getting your tits out means you're more likely to be a Hollywood star in most cases. The fact she can't act, has had freaky plastic surgery which made her face even worse, and the fact that Chris Evans has spent many an hour up he choo-choo tunnel are probably explanations as to why she'll never make it. Stick to making shit ITV programmes - it's your ideal home love.