Billie Piper is to play her first ever nude role in 'Belle Du Jour'

HM Exclusive: Billie Bares All For 'Belle'

Published on Fri 22 June 2007 by BOURNE

Billie Piper is to play her first ever nude role in 'Belle Du Jour'

The papers have been all over the shoot for ITV's 'Belle Du Jour,' starring Billie Piper, like acne on the face of a particularly greasy teenager. And it's not really too surprising that they have been, given Piper's history as juvenile popstar, Chris Evans' child bride and forner star of the succesful revival of Doctor Who.

However, while the hairy-palmed onanists have been able to please themselves in their own sordid ways over the paparazzi photos of Piper dressed as 'Belle,' the high-class call girl on whose book the ITV drama is based, they have a lot more to look forward to once the drama is actually aired.

'Belle Du Jour' will be sure to be score high in the ratings for one simple reason. It marks Piper's first ever full-frontal nude scene. I recommend you buy shares in Kleenex now.

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COMMENTS

		emmal on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Riddler sex! Heh!
		on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!! I've just come, and I was hands free! JURASSIC PARK!!!!!
		Vileman on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Would you really want to root about where Chris Evans has pushed his nasty little ginger probe. It would take an aweful lot of scrubbing with bleach, and image the trauma if you found a discarded ginger pube still interlaced in her muff.
		DickMarsh on Fri 22 June 2007 said... ffs thanks vileman, ive just vommed up my dinner
		on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I'll only do her if she's fully depilated, but good point about the ginger issue. It's not contagious is it? Gingivitis, that's not it is it? Tell you what though, my other testicle is in danger of being FedExed over to her gaff as a gift....
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I have the Belle de Jour book, it's very entertaining, even if it is a rip-off of Manhattan Call Girl. And if you guys don't want her, let me take her off your hands steals
		DickMarsh on Fri 22 June 2007 said... This is off thread but while you're all here......I once kakked on a sleeping tramp
		on Fri 22 June 2007 said... You're a gent and a scholar DM. I trust the tramp appreciated it? Keeping him warm on a long winters night was very thoughtful of you...
		ickleoli on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I was going to come on here and post that i no longer have to dream any more, that the little twats twat will finally be exposed and my lifes work will be over. Then someone had to ruin it by installing a ginger pube into my vision of Pipers pussy. Vileman - You really are true to your name aren't you. That image has also put me off Martine McCutcheon, a girl i've otherwise enjoyed from a far for years, but now, knowing that she's been near Mick Hucknall, i have a ginger pube where the loveliness should be. BOLLOX. Vileman, you're so going in Cunts Corner for this
		pondscum on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Standing at attention...waiting.
		DickMarsh on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I wiped my arse on her sleeve, she was totally out of it and she fucking stank
		on Fri 22 June 2007 said... DM did you do it in her mouth? You did didn't you!! I knew it you cheeky little scamp you! Ahh you don't mean no harm you're just having a bit of fun aren't ya? Bet she fuckin loved it...
		DickMarsh on Fri 22 June 2007 said... lol, no I didnt, but the rest is true. Ahhh drunken youth hehehe
		TapperZukie on Fri 22 June 2007 said... did you have a phal first? Arrrghh the lovely aroma would have woken her up - all that chilli - she had a meal out of it too - lucky girl...you deserve an obe for that marshy
		on Fri 22 June 2007 said... You know shaving is considered erotic by some ladies. She'd love it and then you'd be sure of not coming into contact with a stray ginger pube...shudder. Then you can get on with the business of removing her back doors with gusto.
		Vileman on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Sorry for that image, but I've just got your mental and physical welfare at heart. Better the dicky tummy and spot of projectile vomitting at the thought of what might be nestling near that warm moist love thatch, than the absolute mind ripping, I've screamed so loud I've prolapsed, terror of discovering the real thing. I have it on good authority that they can be persistent little buggers, bit like trying to remove small pieces of copper wire from the shag pile. Must admit though, Lord Deciders idea of a fully shaven haven certainly has it's merits. Pass the eyebrow tweezers.
		on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Surely the days of hairy snatches are over? I mean what respectable woman isn't either bald or latinised? It's not the fuckin' 1970's you know....
		ickleoli on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I agree with the idea of the shaven haven. It'd have to be a shave followed by a bath and a douche. No-one wants a ginger blokes Jizz on their bell end. Lets just hope that the years of free living havent left things like a cavern down there. I also hope that on removal of the bra, those boulders don't slam down to her knees. I know if i were her tits, i'd want to get away from her face as soon as possible.
		Dames on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Do phalls exist?
		pondscum on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I'm hoping she has a neatly trimmed, though hairy flange. My favourite.
		Licentious on Fri 22 June 2007 said... I would rather Billie was Menu du Jour, I'd certainly devour her!
		Licentious on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Where are all the be-stocking'ed images of her anyway?
		Vileman on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Judging by her eyebrows she's not one for the topiary.