Billie 'on the mend'

The poor lass was rushed to hospital last Saturday after collapsing with "cystitis", that well-known paralysing disease. Her collapse was in no way connected to the wild-eyed, odd-voiced cuckoo behaviour she demonstrated on ‘The Charlotte Church Show’ recently, where she adopted a fake plummy accent and sweated several props off the stage.

Anyway, she’s back on tip top form now that the, ahem, infection has worked its way through her system. Attending the performance and offering moral support was clingy Chris 'Look, Do You Want Me To Beg, I’ll Beg' Evans, whose laughter was clearly audible to his ex-wife on stage.

Let’s hope it’s a comedy she’s appearing in...