Hold the front page -
Chanelle and
Ziggy (remember them? They're those two idiotic
Big Brother leeches) have got engaged.
Funny that their engagement comes just as the 'Chiggy' interviews in gossip magazines and appearances in local nightclubs have started to dry up. Fancy that.
"They're both really into each other and feel certain that this relationship is forever," said a gobshite to Star magazine.
"They have realised for the first time that they want to spend the rest of their lives together. They realise people will think they're rushing things but they want to prove that they're really serious about this. Getting engaged was the natural step."
You can only guess that the next 'natural step' in this particular ladder will be 'Chiggy: shock divorce', followed by 'Chanelle: My heartbreak', ultimately leading to 'Chanelle: How I lost my man but got my booty back'.
Congrats to you both.