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BIG BROTHER'S CHANELLE AND ZIGGY GET ENGAGED

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BIG BROTHER'S CHANELLE AND ZIGGY GET ENGAGED

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Hold the front page - Chanelle and Ziggy (remember them? They're those two idiotic Big Brother leeches) have got engaged.

Funny that their engagement comes just as the 'Chiggy' interviews in gossip magazines and appearances in local nightclubs have started to dry up. Fancy that.

"They're both really into each other and feel certain that this relationship is forever," said a gobshite to Star magazine.

"They have realised for the first time that they want to spend the rest of their lives together. They realise people will think they're rushing things but they want to prove that they're really serious about this. Getting engaged was the natural step."

You can only guess that the next 'natural step' in this particular ladder will be 'Chiggy: shock divorce', followed by 'Chanelle: My heartbreak', ultimately leading to 'Chanelle: How I lost my man but got my booty back'.

Congrats to you both.

COMMENTS
MrsMoon on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
One word 'DESPERATE' and i'll throw another two in for free 'FUCK OFF'...
bastardo on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
These worthless fucksticks are a good argument for summary executions. Or at the very least, they deserve prolonged genital torture. Now THAT would be worth reading about. "My bollock-shattering hell" "They stuck electrodes in my hole" etc etc
hutch on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
Pathetic... send them to cunts corner!
anneka on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
urgh
JiggeryCock on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
'Rushing things'? Their PR people need a good shoeing for leaving these eminently forgettable fuckwits out of the national conscience for this long, before coming up with this hoary piece of faux-romantic drivel.
PowderKeg on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
Smug cunt and pyscho bitch to the tie the knot. What could be worse than wanting to copy and emulate the worst female in the world. Idiots the pair of them.
SukieBapswent on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
they can always ask preston and chantelle for some wedding advice (ie pre nups, custody of heat/ok when they split, who's going to be the bastard and who's going to be the bigger bastard, etc etc) how lovely hope it makes them lots of money (not really of course I hope they die horribly on their honeymoon if not sooner)
Lil on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
They look like a couple of "flumps". fucking dicks deserve each other.
Yogithebare on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
I hope that's a bucket of still warm piss someone's just thrown over them both.
Fabio on Tue 23 October 2007 said...
ATM - must be
cuntyboobied on Tue 23 October 2007 said...
Looks like he's done a particularly potent fart. That would be the only constructive thing he's ever achieved.
MrsMoon on Tue 23 October 2007 said...
satans cock has come all over them...
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