BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATES REVEALED
HIJACK ALERT!
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Published on Thu 03 January 2008 by HOLYMOLY!
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BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATES REVEALED |
Here we go again, but different...
Rather than have any more of those pesky racist rows, E4 are grabbing the Celeb Big Brother format and turning it on it's head. This time the celebs are Big Brother. in the house we have 12 over achievers.
Whether that means 12 annoying twats remains to be seen, but after the jump find out which lucky young scamps will forever have the words big brother emblazoned on their CVs till the day they die...
Rather than have any more of those pesky racist rows, E4 are grabbing the Celeb Big Brother format and turning it on it's head. This time the celebs are Big Brother. in the house we have 12 over achievers.
Whether that means 12 annoying twats remains to be seen, but after the jump find out which lucky young scamps will forever have the words big brother emblazoned on their CVs till the day they die...
Here we go...
- John, 20, Politician. Fact! His main aim is to tackle Child Poverty!
- Liam, 19, Entrepeneur. Fact! Liam started selling webspace aged eight - why was this allowed?
- Latoya, 19, Dancer. Fact! She isn't sister of Michael, but HAS appeared in a Madonna video!
- Anthony, 19, Boxer. Fact! His boxing name is 'Beautiful Brown Suga'!
- Calista, Classical Musician. Fact! she started playing the violin age Three. Presumably her parents did not own a sky+ box.
- Jade, 21, Beauty Queen. Fact! Jade is Miss Essex 2006
- Nathan, 21, Singer/Songwriter. Fact! Nathan was nominated for a MOBO in 2007. He did not win.
- Amy, 21, Conceptual Artist. Fact! Amy is very good at tromboning.
- Jeremy, 19, Racing Driver. Fact! Jeremy started go karting aged 8 and i'm guessing will move to Monaco to avoid UK tax laws in about 2 years.
- Emilia, 18, Circus Performer. Fact! She is Victor's sister!
- Victor, 19, Circus Performer. Fact! He is Emilia's brother!
- Jay, 19, Fashion Designer. Fact! You can find Jay's clothes in Manhattan (you could, if you work at Soho Grand NY, probably find a pair of my pants behind the radiator, so that's not saying much. Long story).
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IT MUST BE LOVE OUT, DAMNED CLOT! NEWSMOUND IT WAS ME, MINI-ME THE RAT IS BACK |
BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR FIXED RATE LOHAN BALL-GAME THREES A CROWD |
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