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BIG BROTHER 9 AUDITIONS START THIS WEEKEND

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BIG BROTHER 9 AUDITIONS START THIS WEEKEND

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Stay away from Manchester this weekend. It isn't going to be pretty, because auditions start on Saturday for the annual idiot-fest that is Big Brother, so the whole city will be peopled with brash, self-obsessed idiots.



Endemol, the company behind the show, have helpfully released this montage of previous contestants. Perhaps those wishing to be on the next series could study this shit-stick of a clip and copy certain parts in order to be guaranteed a place on the show.

For the rest of us, it's an opportunity to say "Oh, I'd forgotten that plastic Gangsta," "There's that violent Scottish prick with the shit hair," and "I wonder if the stalky one is in prison yet?"

Clearly the best bit is Ginger Tim with his solemn view, "I'm lucky that I've got the (pause) personality that I think I can win it."



COMMENTS
bastardo on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Worthless squealing shitstains
danboy1737 on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
oh for fuck's sake...........not again.......
redexile on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Would be much more watchable if the selection process involved putting everyone who wants to be in the house in an empty warehouse with a chainsaw each - last one standing is in.
skummymummy on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Manchester already is populated by brash, self-obsessed idiots.
CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
I'd watch an entire series of Big Brother if the only image was Davina McCall's head slowly rotting on a spike.
bystander on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
No change there then.
Zigmund on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
SPOIRAL!
thingymabob on Sat 24 November 2007 said...
i know! why don't they start the first week off with just women! no men! it'll make great viewing!
thingymabob on Sat 24 November 2007 said...
after a lot of soul searching and talking it though with friends and family! i would..twice
hainsleychariot on Sat 24 November 2007 said...
I think that wig thing Goody is wearing is supposed to be the incredible hulk. But it just makes her look like shrek...
Speedwolf on Sun 25 November 2007 said...
The sort of people gas chambers were really made for.
darkfung on Tue 27 November 2007 said...
...stick a kebab stick up it !
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