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Bidding war breaks out for Keith Richards' memoirs

Now, Where Was I?

Bidding war breaks out for Keith Richards' memoirs

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Major publishers are falling over each other to secure the publishing rights for Keith Richards' autobiography.

Bidding has been so fierce that only Little, Brown and HarperCollins remain in the bidding war, the price now having risen to £3.6m (USD$7.3m). Both firms have offered the same price, so the final decision will come down to the choice of editor and the marketing campaign, both of which Keith probably couldn't give a fuck about.

Let's be honest. The man can barely remember his own name, never mind details of his life over the last 45 years. The amount of drugs and booze he's swilled down, it's a fucking miracle that he can remember how to fashion a G chord.

So what have we got to lookforward to? "Got up, took heroin, snorted coke, drank brandy, played gig, took heroin, snorted coke, drank brandy, went to bed," day, after day, after day.

COMMENTS
CuntyMcCunt on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
He looks like one of Cannon and Ball...can't remember which one...the short one.
supasassysaz on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
He's scaring me. I want my Mummy
SukieBapswent on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
that was Ball I do believe. Why has he got pubes on his top lip?
danboy1737 on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
What the fuck is with this black eyeliner???HM got the memoirs spot on!!
Vlad on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
i think mick has given him a dirty sanchez
Scylla on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
If a fucker like this sat anywhere near me on public transport, I'd be hitting the panic button.
Yfronts on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
In defence of Mr Moon, I saw a documentary about him - he is very articulate and smart - all this booze and drugs is over blown. If he was a serious user he would be dead.
Yfronts on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
I am sooo pissed after lunch I got confused between Moon and Richard - what a cock I am.
ipbartender on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
Richards played the game like all rock & roll stars are supposed to. Ploughing through groupies, wanton self-destruction and a drug consumption that I use as a benchmark to convince myself I haven't really got a problem. Only thing missing is the cunt's supposed to be dead.
Marshfield on Fri 27 July 2007 said...
All that money, very little return, those that remain in the bidding are going to lose a lot of money on this one. Whilst the Rolling Stones are popular musically in terms of album sales and live concerts, I don't think that will translate in terms of autobiography. Mick Jagger could probably just pull it off though, Keith Richards probably not I'm afraid.
jonnysunspecs on Sat 28 July 2007 said...
no 1 yourll get about 5 paragraphs out of this guy he was to stoned to remember most of his career and no 2 wot he does remember will just be "did a gig got wrecked fucked a groupie fell asleep" wot on earth could this guy say that is of any interest to anyone who is not a hardcore stones fan, no 3 wheres his brother bobby ball?
bystander on Sat 28 July 2007 said...
Keef has lived life to the full no doubt about it and he allows me to drink a few cans of lager without feeling too guilty. However who is going to buy the book? Very few. On a brighter note he's not a tight cxxx like jagger the talentless twat.
cheekychappy on Sat 28 July 2007 said...
KEEEEEEF! When illiterate cunts like Jordan are pissing out literary diarrhea I for one applaud the publishing industry for printing the drug addled memoirs of someone who actually DID something. If only he could convince Jagger to start climbing coconut trees.
robbie22 on Sat 28 July 2007 said...
I want to know where he buys his face cream,i think he may have forgot himself
danimal on Sat 28 July 2007 said...
A pedant writes: Keef usual plays in open G tuning, whereby the open strings of the guitar are tuned to form the chord of G Major. Therefore to fashion a G chord, Keef would simply have to drop his plugged in guitar on the floor, an act which requires little, if any, actual capacity for memory.
Vileman on Sat 28 July 2007 said...
A very scary individual indeed. As unpleasant and perverse some of my memories and thoughts are, I'm not sure I have what it takes to spend even a second in this man's mind.
LoneGunMan on Sun 29 July 2007 said...
K R's a god, I for one can't wait to read his memoirs, however sparce and vague they are.
MrsMoon on Mon 30 July 2007 said...
I am not a Stones fan...but come on! This is one biog that will be actually worth fucking reading rather than the Jordan/Rooney/Jade Goody variety which are a waste of trees, boring, tedious, vacuous people and have nothing interesting to say whatsoever...Lets hope Keith can remember stuff, if he can remember even 30% of his own life...its gonna be gold!
DOGPAS on Mon 30 July 2007 said...
he's sooooooooooo rock n roll I am already bored of hearing it.........
sirbuckle on Mon 30 July 2007 said...
Sir Keefman untouchable
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