Beth Ditto considered pregnancy to escape her dull life

The Virgin Beth

Published on Mon 13 August 2007 by IanMcShane

Beth Ditto considered pregnancy to escape her dull life

The Gossip's Beth Ditto, a woman in serious danger of becoming better known for shooting her mouth off and foisting her ill-informed opinions on the public rather than being the lardy singer of an indie one-hit wonder, has a new story to sharezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

She was so bored with her life in a tiny Arkansas town that she considered getting pregnant to she could avoid the two main local pastimes, Christianity and drugs. Well that was fascinating, wasn't it?

"In high school I had a boyfriend," Ditto explained. "I remember thinking that I just wanted to get pregnant, so I wouldn't have to make a decision about my life".

Rather than getting up the stick, however, Ditto went off cock, joined a band, and soared to the dizzy heights of number seven in the UK chart. Once.

Just think, if that boyfriend's sperm had been a little more energetic we might have never even heard of Beth Ditto, seen her sweaty rolls of chub or had to listen to her constant whinging. If only.

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COMMENTS

		ChunkyMunky on Mon 13 August 2007 said... good god...Elvis lives!! Although wish this bloated fuckwit had some talent apart from being a tough opponent in pie-eating contests!! Someone does need to tell her though that having the physique of mr stay-puft and a love of PVC is not a good combination or a substitute for the ability to make good music.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 13 August 2007 said... The two local pastimes were hrisianity and drugs were they? Well she made it three with 'wiping pie crumbs off your chin' the sweaty fat, pig-ignorant muntjack!
		JoMama on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Good grief, Dawn French has really raised her profile. Two articles in one day, who said fat people were lazy?
		Darkharlequin on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Fuck me its Matt Lucas in a wig...
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 13 August 2007 said... thinking about it, when you're a walking contraceptive to both sexes, it's not surprising she couldn't get a volunteer to assist... And someone should shoot the fucker that lent this cunt the bus fare to escape her true destiny of being slapped about by tatooed truckers in her home town of buttfuck arkansas!!
		Marshfield on Mon 13 August 2007 said... The medical complications of someone so fat having a kid, are really worth not thinking about, she'd probably have a heart attack during childbirth, that's if she could even conceive at all. Anyone got a turkey baster? And if she has no control over what (or how much) she eats (which she seemingly doesn't), would she have the willpower to stop drinking and smoking. I really doubt it. If she is ever to have a kid, her no doubt skinny lesbian lover (she's rich and famous - why fuck another fattie?) will have to do it. But the poor thing would probably be overfed to death if Mummy Number 2 was in charge of feeding.
		Marshfield on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Oh and will someone sort out the chronological ordering of posts - first time I've complained about this, and we've all been patient so far, but this is getting stupid. Two weeks now!!!
		sirbuckle on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Uncle Les Dawson circa 1972
		sirbuckle on Mon 13 August 2007 said... One of the most monstrously ugly people alive. I grimace every time i see it
		cuntlicker2000 on Mon 13 August 2007 said... How thoroughly desperate would the average male have to get to need to put his cock in that clowns pocket?
		RoyKeane on Mon 13 August 2007 said... She had a boyfriend....how the fuck
		Zigmund on Mon 13 August 2007 said... I would if i had a few drinks. Yes i'm desperate.
		thingymabob on Mon 13 August 2007 said... hail the migthy chunkymunky!....elvis it is!
		BanjoString on Tue 14 August 2007 said... Would (bum)
		on Tue 14 August 2007 said... She looks like Desperate Dan with tits.It's a sunny day so imagine the stink of her anus?