OK so I cant remember where i stole this phot from - it could have been my own website, but was more likely to be dlisted or something. Regardless, checkj this dudre out. this is is HIDING place crossing a border with suitace (and rectum) full of the old chang-a-lang.
I'm not entirely sure when this became a good idea to him, but i'm guessing it was round about the same time that Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie flew down from outer soace and told him under no uncertain terms that they wouldn't hand over his $80,000,000 winning lottery ticket until he had made passionate yet firm love to both of them.
//UPDATE// OK so I'm leaving the above masterpiece up so that I have a constant reminder why I should never try and write at 2am after drinking for 6 hours.