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BENJI MADDEN WRITES A LOAD OF BALLADS FOR HILTON

A SONG FOR PARIS

BENJI MADDEN WRITES A LOAD OF BALLADS FOR HILTON

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The inevitable has happened: Benji Madden has summoned up all his emo music skills and written a love song for his girlfriend of two months, Paris Hilton. We should be pleased, I suppose, that the Good Charlotte guitarist at least hasn't written something for HER to sing...

It's called 'Shine Your Light' and according to Paris it's the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her, off camera we assume.

She adds that Madden is:

"Just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what."

Lovely. But what's in the song we hear you cry? Well we've managed to get hold of the lyrics* for you to read, and we'll try and get hold of the audio as soon as we can.

*OK we've made them up, but feel free to add more lines in the comments underneath.

'Shine Your Light' by Benji Madden

Oh baby let me look in your good eye
Let me tell you how you satisfy
I know our love can never fail
Even if you end up back in jail

Oh I just wanna go driving in my Yaris
To tell the world I’m in love with Paris!

I know that you've loved other guys before
Even one who took pizza door to door
But I'll be there whatever you've been through
Even if my band can't stand the sight of you

Oh I just wanna go driving in my Yaris
To tell the world I’m in love with Paris
Let's do a sex tape better than Ricky
Not in the dark, shine your light on me

Shine shine shine your light on me
Until I...

COMMENTS
dandyboy on Wed 30 April 2008 said...
Fucking hell, I think I've lost the will to live.
Arseington on Wed 30 April 2008 said...
what the fuck are these adverts on the left here HM? Are you selling out? Get rid of them.
thundachick on Wed 30 April 2008 said...
"paris, paris, i want the whole world to see i love you, though you gave me an STD"
rachael on Thu 01 May 2008 said...
as if they are in love with each other or as if she is in love with him..... soon there will be someone with a bigger better deal for publicity for paris to reep to extortion for her self love. And have you seen how bad she is looking lately she looks really old and frail she needs some plastic surgery now...
JiggeryCock on Thu 01 May 2008 said...
http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/twat.html
Topguntop on Thu 01 May 2008 said...
i really really hate her, but short of travelling back in time and putting together a snufff film for 3rd generation hiltons there's not much i can do, she is such a cunt!
DickyM on Thu 01 May 2008 said...
Arseington, words fail me, you thick twat. Hes been selling out for about 2 years now
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