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Ben Kingsley shares a passionate kiss with Mary-Kate Olsen

Mahatma Randy

Ben Kingsley shares a passionate kiss with Mary-Kate Olsen

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Preening slap-headed, arrogant peacock Ben 'call me Sir' Kingsley (63) has even more reason to feel smug this week after sharing an on-camera smooch with the tragically thin and personality free Mary-Kate Olsen (21).

The pair are filming 'The Wackness' and were required to perform a full-on snog until the sound of his retching crew prompted the director to shout: "Cut!"

"It was a full-on make-out session. They locked lips for ages. It was quite cringe-worthy to watch," a spectator told the New York Post.

Post kiss, Olsen's condition is described as "stable, but less than happy". Kingsley, on the other hand, is probably quite delighted. I doubt he could be more satisfied if left alone in a room with a large tub of Vaseline and a full-length mirror.

COMMENTS
CuntyMcCunt on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
I'll ask the question every man wants the answer too - has her and her sisters lesbian sex tape been released yet?
HalfdeadFred on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
there goes lunch
michael848 on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
I though he was a gayer...?
RoyKeane on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
If you came on her I think that her weight would double
BurningWheel on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
I wouldn't mind taking her out for a steak dinner. Then just taking her out.
JiggeryCock on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Actor in 'acting' non-story. What next? Natasha Kaplinski in Newsreading shock? Coldplay in singing sensation! 'They walked on stage, played their songs and walked off' said an amazed onlooker.
Buntyhoven on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
My god she's getting thinner someone take that girl to Greggs for a couple of pastys
evildentist on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
nice one ghandi!
dandyboy on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Who was this spectator? Surely not someone from the film company trying to drum up interest in a shitfest that no-one gives a fuck about?
JoMama on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Yes yes, before you all chime in about how ham-handed and over-acted he was in Sexy Beast, can I just say that despite his apparent real life ponciness, he will forever be a hero for the sheer volume of classic lines he dielivers in that film, regradless of how over the top they are. And getting hold of this young scrawny bird and being paid for it hardly detracts from his hero status. Still a cunt for insisting on all that 'Sir' gubbins mind you. Twenty years ago he was in rags and fucking sandals!
dandyboy on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
The 'sir' thing does make him a cunt, but I did read an interview where he was rather funny about being mistaken for Patrick Stewart.
Darkharlequin on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
FFS the sir thing was a pisstake! Knowing his accountant as I do I can assure you that Ghandi is a true legend and is a funny fucker to boot havinf once entered his accountants office in full sexy beast mode as it was the poor sods birthday. fucking genius....PS So he pashed some little american skank in a scene in a film?? And? Its called acting boys and girls...
themong on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
And wher the fuck are my comments HM?
BatemansBusinessCard on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
JoMama, you are absolutely correct.
lotusnz on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
she need a big mc and a big cock
on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
If you wanna see twins getting fucked look up Crystal and Jocelyn.Or the Milton twins.Or,in a few weeks, the big brother twins.Managed by their Dad,I'll bet.Bwhwhwhwhwhw.
HolyFuck on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
sick. she's clearly anorexic to fuvk. Snd i ridk alienaiting my sicko holymoly's by saying THIS IS FUCKING WRONG! spread ur load over antging - evenjodie marxh - noy a fucking yeenage twin on the way 2 death thru anorexia. sick fucking weirsos.
HolyFuck on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
apologies...had no glasses in at the tim2 correct my errors................but I eas in a hodpital fot anorexia and weighed just 7lds less than her and was on the brink of death. It aint funny 2 put her on these psgrs as bein preyyy or somethin to wank over. You sickos shld all get off this fucking site snd go top a real anrexoc ward. get the skeleton chicks 2 put a bit of slap and ud never know if it was mary kate or not. Making light of anorexia is vile.
jonnysunspecs on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
thats sick, i dont wanna see ghandi's tongue anywhere near this beautiful gal, now i cant eat my breakfast with that image in my head!!!
Darkharlequin on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
Holyfuck, calm down, have a big mac, then purge to your hearts content. Oh and learn to spell. You will lose all sympathy due to shocking grammar...
dandyboy on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
And due to considering a 21 year old a teenager...
TONKA on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
she doesn't look to bad in the picture. I'd still shag her. especially with those red lips................
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