BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER ARE SPAWNING AGAIN

THE SEQUEL TO THE SQUEAL

Published on Thu 10 July 2008 by priski

BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER ARE SPAWNING AGAIN

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner - whose acting credits read like the top end of Empire's '100 Biggest Cinematic Turkeys' - are set to welcome an addition to the dynasty that brought us the twin peaks of 'Daredevil' and 'Catch And Release'. Jen is set to drop baby number two - the sequel to 2005's Violet - next year. It will probably be made of wood given their acting talents...

A source told US rag The National Enquirer:

"A few days before the Fourth of July, Jen began calling close pals with the news that she was pregnant again. Jen said she's three months along- and she and Ben are 'ecstatic'.She and Ben are still deciding whether they’ll ask the sex of the child."

Gah! Even their baby news makes us want to slice our eyes open with a rusty knife to alleviate the boredom.

Let's just hope the Academy Of Motion Pictures will issue a 'No Afflecks' rule throughout the whole of cinema while they're on paternity and maternity leave, keeping these two tsunamis of cinema off the screen. Forever.

JENNIFER GARNER, BEN AFFLECK, VIOLET AFFLECK, PREGNANCY, DAREDEVIL,

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IT'S THE EBAY-CKHAMS
MUMMY'S BOY
EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
NEWSMOUND
FIGHTING TALK

BEYOND THE PALIN
DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		titmonkeyferrettwat on Thu 10 July 2008 said... She was pretty good in Juno. And I seriously would too.
		titmonkeyferrettwat on Thu 10 July 2008 said... She was pretty good in Juno. And I seriously would too.
		rachael on Fri 11 July 2008 said... they should call the baby "rasberry" (source Rasberry awards)
		terbear on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Give her SOME credit, she is a very hands on mother, unlike the rest of Hollywood. She and Ben also don't buy into the fact that they have to wear designer clothing to pick their child up at preschool or when at the playground, or almost anywhere, except when on the job promoting their movies and such.
		gargoyle on Fri 11 July 2008 said... HM, you are an utter cunt.
		cousinwalt on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Daredevil was fucking ace. Screw you Mister HM!
		Marshfield on Sun 13 July 2008 said... I'd rather do Ellen Page myself, but I wouldn't say no. Well done Ben, instead of making retard films, he's now making if the kids get his brainpower retard kids.