BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

FOR EVIAN'S SAKE

Published on Thu 26 June 2008 by basko

BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

Is there anything that brand Beckham won't try and flog us? Is he just going to get Rodney and Granddad round to fill bottles of water from the tap and call it 'Beckham Springs'?

Of course this would mean ending his £2m contract with Pepsi where he has 'acted' in all those great TV adverts where he has to kick a ball. Or wear a skirt. Apparently the water would be part of a range of health products that the frequently injured player thinks the public would want. Certainly, the diet pills Posh may or may not take work.

The water idea may also stop Beckham from getting so much flack from various consumer groups for 'pushing' teeth rottingly sweet fizzy drinks on kids. Then again it might just make him a few more million quid to spend on Armani pants.

DAVID BECKHAM, VICTORIA BECKHAM, PEPSI, BOTTLED WATER, ARMANI,

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COMMENTS

		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 26 June 2008 said... It'll probably be branded 'I'm dull as dish' water.
		BASIC on Thu 26 June 2008 said... No, "Volger". See what I did there?? Volvic - vulger. Ah forget it.
		robbie22 on Thu 26 June 2008 said... can one man piss enough to sell it,maybe the stick insect he married is using her piss to make up the bottles
		slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 27 June 2008 said... 'This water may lower your IQ'
		JiggeryCock on Fri 27 June 2008 said... No, she is devoid of water in her entire metabolism, functioning only on moisturiser. However, if 'Brand Beckham were to launch a new range of Pot Noodle, she would be the pin up girl, no question.
		rachael on Tue 01 July 2008 said... his brain is made up entirely of water and he is Legallly Blind.