Someone call up Clarkson and sack off all his upcoming talking head pieces - for we have a a new cultural spokesperson in our midst and it is drum-banging BB7 swearer
Pete Bennett. (Sorry, it's a slow news day - come on, celebs, do something interesting!)
Just when we thought we'd got to a point where you can call people whatever you like on TV for bringing out one bad film or going on morning TV bouncing off the walls high on marching powder, Brighton jester Pete Bennett - he that resembled one of those wind up monkeys with a drum - has played a controversial move by saying of the latest Big Brother, drum roll please... "Well it's not really my thing but I'm sure someone will like it."
"I'm not watching Big Brother. Most people I've spoken to think it's quite
boring," gasped the kerazy musician to the Daily Star.
You sock it to 'them' Pete.
"BB7 was wicked but they followed it with the celeb series with Jade Goody.
I didn't like it because of the racism towards Shilpa Shetty."
KAPOW!
"I expected change to come with BB8 but it didn't happen. It didn't make me go 'wow' and there was another racist comment. I was a bit upset by the whole thing
and it has put me off BB altogether."
Shit. The. Bed. Makes you glad to be alive doesn't it?