RUNNING IN THE FAMILY

It seems that the Hiltons have produced nothing more than a brood of talentless and law breaking reprobates. Barron Hilton, the gormless brother of Paris and Nicky, has obviously been looking up to his model sister (thankfully not by featuring in a sex video) and been arrested for driving under the influence.

Not only was he pissed behind the wheel of his Mercedes, he is also only 18 and therefore has broken the law by drinking in the first place. And he obviously enjoys a tipple for breakfast as he was arrested at 8.30 in the morning. He also reportedly knocked over a worker at a petrol station and was said to be in possession of a fake drivers licence. Things are not looking good for Barron.

Apparently he called Paris first after his arrest and asked her to bail him out at $20,000 but she refused to help him. According to TMZ, Paris said:

"You're going to learn your lesson."

Just as she did I suppose. Gee thanks, sis. She was also reportedly "very upset and disappointed in him". Maybe she was just annoyed because he managed to break the law at so much younger an age than she did.

A little jail time never did anyone any harm (despite all the histrionics) so perhaps a few days (or minutes) in a cell might be good for the spoilt little fucker.