AUDIENCE EXIT LILY ALLEN'S CHAT SHOW CALLING IT 'HORRIBLE' AND 'LIMP'

IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, STILL ON THE NIGHT?

Published on Mon 11 February 2008 by roryk

AUDIENCE EXIT LILY ALLEN'S CHAT SHOW CALLING IT 'HORRIBLE' AND 'LIMP'

A story about the Allen family featuring the words "horrible" and "limp" - no it's not another piece about Alfie Allen getting his todger out. These are the words that audience members used to describe proceedings as a third of them walked out of the filming of Lily Allen's new chat show.

A hundred and fifty of the singer's MySpace 'friends' were invited to the filming of her new chat show, imaginatively titled 'Lily Allen and Friends', but around a third of them apparently walked out complaining of boredom.

"Everyone really, really wanted it to work for Lily. She is such a lovely person but all the jokes fell flat and she seemed very nervous.

"It just did not work. I do think she's got a nice voice but she didn't sing at all. I think everyone was expecting she would."

Lucky she didn't subject them to her so-called music, or there could have been fatalities in the stampede to get the fuck out of there.

AUDIENCE, WALK OUT, LILY ALLEN, CHAT SHOW, HORRIBLE, LIMP, ALFIE ALLEN, PENIS, EQUUS, LILY ALLEN AND FRIENDS

pass it on print article

DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Lily Allen in having no talent shocker
		TouchingCloth on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Is she actually looking quite hot in that picture for a change?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 11 February 2008 said... no.
		MerylHighground on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Whod have thunk that MySpace friends could be so fickle?
		chinky on Mon 11 February 2008 said... TouchingCloth - you are right. I was disappointed when I realised it was her.
		HoratioKnibbles on Mon 11 February 2008 said... vile cunt
		sophiedalek on Mon 11 February 2008 said... What? A programme the BBC have hyped to fuckery, and then buried at 10.30pm on BBC3 falling flat on it's arse? I don't believe it!
		Dames on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Isn't it 'part of it? To be shite? hence empowering myspace hippies? (Touching Cloth... are feeling ok?)
		kwebb on Mon 11 February 2008 said... hmm - dog bites man
		DapperDan on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Zero charisma, who expected this to work?
		JiggeryCock on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Another one trying to force half an inch of talent into 60 yards of exposure
		squealer on Mon 11 February 2008 said... A girl called my cock 'horrible and limp' once.
		TouchingCloth on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Sorry, I've come to my senses now - what was I thinking - of course she still looks like a pig crossed with a grubby little boy.
		Freefall on Mon 11 February 2008 said... mekon mekon.......
		CLINT FLICKER on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Horrid talentless chavvy oik..fuck off and take the rest of the cunty family with you