OH WON'T YOU BURMA, BURMA LITTLE BABY?

 

This time, she's spun the globe and her finger has landed on Burma, where the orphanage owners are already rubbing their hands together and giving the most attractive children a spit wash and smoothing down their hair.

She's planning to visit the country as part of her role as a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN, which has the added perk of allowing window shopping for orphans in rare and exotic places. A source said:

 

"She's in talks to go into Burma and help with students and AIDS victims who are suffering terribly." And if it just so happens that she comes back with a duty free bag containing a toddler, that's sheer co-incidence. Because, as Angelina says:

 

"I believe I'm meant to find my children in the world somewhere and not necessarily have them genetically. I like to think with every adoption I'm saving another child from an orphanage."

And making it grow up with strangers. And isn't it called Myanmar now, not Burma? She should make sure she keeps the receipt in case the child is faulty and has to be returned.