Angelina Jolie's charity work is inspired by Princess Diana

Dead Di Made Me Do It

Published on Tue 03 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Angelina Jolie's charity work is inspired by Princess Diana

Lilo-lipped Angelina Jolie has revealed that she became embroiled in charity work after witnessing the saintly actions of Diana, Princess of Wales. Taking aside the fact that this is all terribly convenient, what with Diana being in the news a-bloody-gain right now, presumably she means she took her inspiration from the royal patronising landmine victims, rather than roaring off on her private jet for sex with a rugby player.

Jolie said: "Diana inspired me immensely. I followed the work she undertook very closely, especially the issue of landmines." Which was no doubt great training for the 'Tomb Raider' films, eh? They're like two peas in a pod, this pair.

But there's another link between the doe-eyed royal disaster area and the lovable Hollywood mental case.

"I always want to go to refugee camps and meet with the most unfortunate," Jolie explained before failing to add her next few steps: adopt them, and then turn them over to a nanny to cause the least possible interruption to the career.

It must be terribly hard for Brad Pitt when his wife comes home with an unwanted and unrelated infant. It must have been even harder for Prince Charles though. At least Angelina hasn't brought a ginger cuckoo into the family nest. Yet.

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COMMENTS

		DOGPAS on Tue 03 July 2007 said... doesn't matter what she does, or what she says...., I am aching to fuck this mentalist....
		JoMama on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Bit odd, this bint. Scares me a little bit.
		Cleo on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Seriously fucking haggard, this one. All skin and bones, no meat on 'er.
		Sundaeg1rl on Tue 03 July 2007 said... That's what makes her such an intriguing little minx, JoMama moistens
		JiggeryCock on Tue 03 July 2007 said... "I always want to go to refugee camps and meet with the most unfortunate," - think about it, that's actually a pretty easy thing to do. You or I could get on a plane and be in Darfour this time next week. 'Cept of course there's the bodyguards, the film crew to brief, the publishing rights to tie in with the releas of the photo opportunity and...oh...it's just like, so rilly stressy..... I need a latte and a session with my life-coach.
		DickMarsh on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Lie her on her stomach, tie her wrists too her ankles and casually throat hump her for a few days, occasionally stoving in her back doors for variety
		on Tue 03 July 2007 said... DM I have to disagree with you on this one chap. Give her the use of her hands because all that 'charidee' and adopting kiddies bollocks aside you just know this crazy bint is pure unadulterated thoroughly insane filth in the sack...
		DickMarsh on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Maybe ill go for the R Kelly approach, just tie her to a radiator and piss on her occasionally
		JoMama on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Despite my fear, I'm quite sure she gags like a fucking champ, 'til her mascara runs down her fucking forehead. (She'd be on her back with her head hanging off the bed, my balls creating an airtight seal over her nose. It's a little thing I like to call 'romance.') Now if you'll excuse me I must go and knock one out.
		RayReardon on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Harlequin, i would have to disagree with you - I wouldn't touch that fucked-up, flea-ridden, clowns pocket excuse for a codge with a shit-stained cattle prod.
		pondscum on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Pass. I'm with JoMama. Too scary.
		on Tue 03 July 2007 said... DM, thats the spirit. Ray, lets be honest, if there were somehow a set of circumstances in which you had the chance to rodger this woman into a coma you would not, I repeat not, turn that down. And if you disagree with that then you, sir, are a liar...or gay, in which case just go for Brad.
		RayReardon on Tue 03 July 2007 said... hahaha, HQ, thats fair. But since I live in a country (Finland) where I can go and park my arse on a park bench in the middle of the city and see within 10 minutes multitudes of woman more naturally beautiful than that bo-toxed faced fuckwit, I can defintely say nothing would make my day more than to tell her to fuck off in the extreme unlikelihood she would ever want me to knob her. Are those circumstances enough? But fair call, if I still lived in blighty you would probably be right on the money...
		RoyKeane on Tue 03 July 2007 said... I bet she has cunt lips like John Waynes saddle bags.
		on Tue 03 July 2007 said... I truly hate this too-lippy emaciated psychobitch! Would I bum her? Only until I wore her ring away and she adopted my balls.
		on Tue 03 July 2007 said... Ray - Have you moved since Gingergate? I seem to recall that you lived in Germany last week. Are you on the run or something?
		RayReardon on Wed 04 July 2007 said... I am an international snooker player of mystery.... Been on work in Zee Mutterland, my missus and I live in Helsinki. "Gingergate"... brilliant...