Angelina Jolie to adopt Czech child?

(Love's Got The) World Emulsion

Published on Wed 06 June 2007 by IanMcShane

Angelina Jolie to adopt Czech child?

It's a difficult choice when planning the décor of children's bedrooms. 'Thomas the Tank Engine'? 'Fireman Sam'? Or if they've been naughty 'Halloween 3 - Season of the Witch'.

No such problem for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They've decided that they'll decorate the bedroom of each of the children they've stolen with plundered artefacts and patronising echoes of their home countries. They're covering quite a few continents in their game of 'Baby Bingo'.

Shiloh was born in Namibia, so she can expect lions, gazelles and tribesmen jumping up and down on the spot around her cot. Pax (Vietnam) and Maddox (Cambodia) will have disturbed childhoods because of the constant noise of Huey helicopters and the Oliver Stone-style décor, whilst Zahara (Ethiopia), well it's all just flies and misery really, isn't it?

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COMMENTS

		MavisRiley on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Speculate on the decor for the Czech child's room: perhaps the public toilet that George "My friends' got their ladeees, they're all having babees but I just want to have some bum" Michael invariably uses for a bit of cottaging on his upcoming tour?
		MavisRiley on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Speculate on the decor for the Czech child's room: perhaps the public toilet that George "My friends' got their ladeees, they're all having babees but I just want to have some bum" Michael invariably uses for a bit of cottaging on his upcoming tour?
		BryanMaddocks on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Do you think Pax has seen the Glitter himself up in person, or do you think her bedroom will be the first?
		MavisRiley on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Think Pax is a boy and as far as I know, the Glitter's only into pre-pubescent girls.
		MavisRiley on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Think Pax is a boy and as far as I know, the Glitter's only into pre-pubescent girls.
		on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Has she not got her own womb? Or is she just concerned about maintaining the elasticity of her snatch? However, under current rulings I am not allowed to say that I would like to bum Angelina Jolie until her glass eye fell out and her 'peice started winking at me like a cockney, so ignore that, I didn't say it, Dick Marsh did.
		DOGPAS on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Doesn't matter what you say becuase nothing in the known & unknown universe will distract me from thinking I want to shag her until my tiny English cock drops off through overuse.............
		Sundaeg1rl on Wed 06 June 2007 said... Whatever LordDecider wants to do to Ms. Jolie, I'll double it and add more lube. In my head she'd dump Brad and the brood and run off with me for a lifetime of lady love.