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ANGELINA JOLIE IS THE SEXIEST FILM STAR EVER

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Empire magazine have counted the votes, they've verified the tally with an independent adjudicator and after months of searching they have exclusively revealed that the sexiest film star (of either sex) of all time is... Angelina Jolie.

No massive surprise there then, though it might be more of a shock to find that it was Natalie Portman nestling in second place, and if that isn't a shock then the fact that Daniel Craig has managed to trundle that big old miserable leathery face into third has caused me some palpitations.

That's the problem with these polls. Obviously Daniel Craig wouldn't have had a sniff of the top 100 three years ago, but one film later (albeit with that fantastic scene where his testicles are battered flat with a carpet beater) he's suddenly sexier than Paul Newman (19) and Steve McQueen (at 42, a mere 23 places behind Keira Knightley).

Anyway, what would I know? It seems that James MacAvoy (27) is far sexier than Thandie Newton (97), so I clearly don't have my finger on the pulse of the nation here.

Or maybe they could just divide it into separate sexes next time? And to be totally fair, John Travolta and Jodie Foster can qualify for each category, then everybody's happy.


COMMENTS
CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
I'm a Thora Hird man myself.
JiggeryCock on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
Look, if Lannie Barbie isn't in there, it 'aint worth shit
redpixie on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
paul newman should be number one
themong on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
She is pretty fuckin sexy.. but cumon MARYLIN MONROE! is..
nosensenofeeling on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
Sometimes I think I love you themong
nosensenofeeling on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
Sometimes I think I love you themong
JimBowen on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
FFS Sofia Loren would get her ring pumped before half of those upstarts would.
thingymabob on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
its all well and good but she still got off with her brother hence the reason she and daddy don't talk no more!...dam it am i the only one who does the dirt digging here?
ligaya on Fri 07 December 2007 said...
She & daddy don't talk no more because he blindsided her when he said she was crazy to the whole wide world via a tv show. This was while she was in the process of adopting Maddox. Digging in the dirt? Wallowing in it, more like. Are the tab rags the only place you get your mis-information?
MattEmulsion on Fri 07 December 2007 said...
A few years ago maybe, but these days she's a skeletal loon with old lady hands. So as sexy as an aglepoise lamp then
thingymabob on Fri 07 December 2007 said...
ligaya lets just say we're both right! my info's from the inside circle!
thingymabob on Fri 07 December 2007 said...
p.s ligaya sussed out your real reasons before i saw your profile! bet your jollie membership no. is 007 well 007 over on this site you get cunted off and cunted off propa my intel is very good otherwise you wouldn't of jumped in so quick! tell you what septic go and have a wank into your pillow case while dreaming of ms pitt you sad little man! next you'll say all those kids at neverland raped themselves! you cunt
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