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Angelina Jolie is still in a lesbian relationship, claims lover

More Monkey Business?

Angelina Jolie is still in a lesbian relationship, claims lover

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So much for Angelina Jolie's claims to have foresworn fanny for Brad cock. Jenny Shimizu claims she too is in a relationship with Jolie and one that's been going strong for ten years.


While Shimizu looks like a startled, grumpy boy she appears to have some sort of hold over the Hollywood star.

"Whenever she calls me up, I visit her," Shimizu said. "It's not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle," which has to be a contender for euphemism of the week.

And where does Brad Pitt stand in all of this? Presumably lurking at the foot of the bed, operating a video camera and wanking like a Bonobo chimp.

COMMENTS
ChunkyMunky on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
The image of Brad "wanking like a bonobo chimp" is a truly superb one...does he have a red arse and piss in his own gob too? On a more predictable matter, that is one munted 'bian!!
Darkharlequin on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Bollocks love, absolute total bilge. I don't care if you give the best head any rug muncher has ever had, Angelina jolie is fit with a capital FIT. Ergo she would not have a decade long relationship with someone whose face looks like it has been whalloped repeatedly with a very large skillet.
michael848 on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Um... Darkharlequin,,,what about Billy-bob thornton....? If you squint a little at the lesbian Chinese lady there is a uncanny likeness...
Bazilldon on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Let's be honest, she could have any woman she wanted....... Angelina should count herself lucky!!
Darkharlequin on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Michael me old mucker i'm not seeing it personally, although I'm sure ol' Billy-bob isn't above a bit of dressing up as a fugly bird to get yet more quim. The guy is a machine after all, and a legend for overcoming natural uglyness to nail one of the best looking women on the planet...
JiggeryCock on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
She looks like Bruce Lee in 'Enter The Dragon' - which is exactly what Ms Jolie does every time she has penetrative sex with this Gorgon!
TONKA on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
what a fucking moose. but a lucky moose
Zigmund on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
I think i speak for everyone when i say "Woof". Didn't she also marry Rebecca Loos, or was that a nightmare i had?
ChunkyMunky on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
JC - that's bullseye - it is definitely an early 70's Bruce Lee - just add a set of black pajamas and a set of nunchuks and you're there!!! Where's Mr Williams though???
Marshfield on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Angelina Jolie: Fanny Raider. Poor Brad, second best to her (is it a her?).
thingymabob on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
enter the dragon....top bomding JC!...shes got the look of when she just broke into the underground complex! buts lets get real for a sec!..ms jolie has let her self go of late! chick could do with a good meal! the nicole richie look ain't good for her! in fact quite off putting!..yeah still would though!
archstanton on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
east west mimsy
LewdMan on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Don't know what to say, but what the fuck? That's not happening is it? I mean in reality? If so, means I still have a chance! Hell, if so, means the Elephant Man still has a chance!!! YIKES!
iwouldbumthelotofthem on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Uglier than a punch up at a pikey wedding
fulltimehater on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
When is this ugly kunt going to stop milking this "affair" they had? If you're a full time Jolie hater, check out http://tinyurl.com/2qxcka
judyindisguise on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
As has been implied, has there ever been any confirmation of Jolie and this spacepig getting it on. I can't help but notice that there's been little other discussion of it except for the pinch faced ratgirl chuntering on.
on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Nosh.You could pass your dick from Jolies to hers and get a fucking BIG buzz from it.I did.
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