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Angelina Jolie has told 'Good Morning America' that she is in fact a terrible cook, and that her family would rather hire outside caterers than have to eat her ham-fisted culinary creations, because the pair certainly couldn't afford something as exotic as a cook now, could they?

"I'm not much of a cook, so we'll see what happens," she said, slowly rubbing her hands all over her body and purring about roast turkey. "I try. We all chip in. But I don't think anyone in my family wants me to handle Thanksgiving dinner."

Yes, I'd imagine Brad Pitt is absolutely gutted at this flaw in the wifely skills. He probably lies there in bed, her naked, glistening form inches away and worries about whether his pneumatic wife will ever get a souffle to rise. My sympathies go out to Brad, who'd clearly be much better off with a Delia Smith type, giving the rest of us a shot. Or better still Kerry Katona and her Iceland discount card.

Angelina has been brushing up on her skills as she cooks a range of dishes from around the world to cater for her rainbow army of children and their strange foreign festivals.

"We celebrate Moon Festival for my boys, who are from Asia, and Kwanzaa and things like that. We certainly try to celebrate as many of those as we can, and celebrate all cultures."

And we all know that the main dish served at both festivals is the traditional oven chip and Turkey Twizzler. Who cares? I'd eat anything Angelian put in front of me, and I mean anything.