JOLIE PICKS UP NEW BABY PAX

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Pictures and confirmation came out in the states while us Brits were masturbating in bed that Angelina Jolie has collected her new toy child from Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. This little fella is called Pax.

Looking at him, you just know  Maddox is already planning on his first torture implement, to show him who's the fucking Queen Bee around the house.

But in all honesty dear moles, Angelina's parental antics raise an important social concern.
If you're adopted by Angelina Jolie - can you fuck her when you're 16? Because she'd probably let you.

These poor fuckers are going to be wandering around the house at 14 with hormones going apeshit, whilst Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are banging away on their bedroom sex swing. Regardless of whether you're straight, gay or Welsh - there's enough for the wank bank to see us to our pension.

They'll have to sweep their bedroom for webcams. Maddox and Pax could make a fortune... and you know with those evil, dead eyes, they'll already be planning the murder of both of them, so they can continue building their robotic arms which hold enough power to break through steel and throw manhole covers at restaurants.