ANGELINA JOLE: JUST AS BORING AS ANYONE ELSE ON DRUGS

JOLIE NOT JOLLY ON WACKY BACCY

Published on Tue 18 September 2007 by BOURNE

ANGELINA JOLE: JUST AS BORING AS ANYONE ELSE ON DRUGS

Do you want to hear what Angelina Jolie has to say on the subject of her previous dalliances with drugs? You do? Prepare for some earth-shattering revelations then...

Cannabis made Jolie "giggly" but, being the po-faced miserablist she is, she didn't like it. So she stepped up a gear. "I've done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything," she gushed.

My, my, I am impressed.

However, it was a trip to Disneyland on LSD that gave Jolie her most stunning, chemically assisted insight. "I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life," Jolie explained.

How amazing. You had to take drugs to realize that. How many more will it take to realise that you've done exactly what every other American teenager (who isn't too busy thumping Bibles) has done too?

Oh do piss off, you boring old trout.

Angelina Jolie, Drugs, LSD, Cannabis, cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, Brad Pitt, Holy Moly, Celebrity News, Gossip

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COMMENTS

		TapperZukie on Tue 18 September 2007 said... so freakin what
		merkinhead on Tue 18 September 2007 said... I'd need to be on drugs to care about la Jolie's opinions on ANYTHING.
		DapperDan on Tue 18 September 2007 said... cant believe you didnt post my ramblings about my mate on LSD.
		HalfdeadFred on Tue 18 September 2007 said... Now i want to know about Dapper Dan's mates ramblings on LSD bound to be far more entertaining that this trout pouts views
		MrsMoon on Tue 18 September 2007 said... come on HM, whats your beef? Lets hear Dapperdan's anecdote about his 'off his tits' mate..........!
		HalfdeadFred on Tue 18 September 2007 said... dapperdan did your mate think he was shagging brad pitt
		josiewales on Tue 18 September 2007 said... what a surprise
		dandyboy on Tue 18 September 2007 said... How is it that these celebs always seem to make taking drugs sound really dull? Think they need to change their dealers.