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Angelina and Brad play war to celebrate son's birthday

War Babies

Angelina and Brad play war to celebrate son's birthday

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It must be a laugh-a-minute at the many homes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. But which one of them had the stupid idea of celebrating adopt-a-sprog Maddox's birthday with a war-themed bash?

Is a party celebrating war a good idea for this disparate collection of adoptees? Maddox is from Cambodia, a nation recovering from civil wars, invasion and genocide; Pax is from Vietnam, enough said; and Zahara is from Ethiopia, a country that's been embroiled in one war or another for years.

Even Brad donned a uniform and helmet, probably making shooting gestures at the back of Angelina's head, possibly because she's been flirting with Clive Owen, telling him he "looks good in T-shirts".

So where will the next expansion of the JoliePitt brood come from (presuming they don't split)? Bookies say Afghanistan (11-10) or Iraq (2-1 on).

COMMENTS
themong on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
He's turned into fucking Robert Redford.
MrsMoon on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
bloody hell...these poor kids will be spending a fortune on therapy when they are older, "I get these terrible flashbacks of my dad wanting to shoot me....and i want to fuck my mother!"
HalfdeadFred on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
more likely they'll want to shoot their mother and fuck their father..
JimBowen on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
the mong she's turning into joan collins
MingeFace on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
How comes right these two are always voted worlds sexiest but seen together have all the sex appeal of a pork pie? is it just me?
JiggeryCock on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Get the fuck out of here you bunch of pinkoes! Next year give the little shits Flamethrowers. AK-47's and RPG's, get them hepped up on Ritalin and send them out to play in Beverley Hills! More entertaining than the shit their parents have been dealing up since Oceans 11
cuntlicker2000 on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Why's he always squinting like someone has poured salt in his fucking eyes? He looks like he's crying like a baby.
RoyKeane on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Thier whole relationship has been one big charade. She is a fucking dyke. Thats why they keep adopting
ciderwithrosie on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz how old is this news(?) (sung to the tune of happy birthday)
BanjoString on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Cunts
iwouldbumthelotofthem on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Marshfield on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
There's only one person in that relationship who wears the trousers and that's Angelina. Brad is so far under the thumb that we might as well nickname him Little Jack Horner. I doubt he's ever even penetrated Angie bar for the fake dildo she made him wear and the occasional fist if he's lucky. It's only a matter of time before the lure of Scientology seems appealing by comparison.
Titselinabumsquirter on Sat 11 August 2007 said...
So this week one of their goldfish gets it's brain cell back then? Thick cunts
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