BLAKE FIELDER CIVIL SUIT

So, if Amy Winehouse has finally come to her senses and booted her scumbag of a husband into touch, then she must still have something going round her head among the roaches and used lighters which probably got in there during the course of one of her epic benders. But did she have the sense to make him sign a prenuptial agreement?

Did she fuck. Blake now reportedly wants £3m and a cut of her future earnings - which could be up to £50m in the next few years. Now that's got to be one of the costliest mistakes since Barings Bank decided that employing Nick Leeson was a good idea.

A 'friend' of Blake's (surely he can't have any real friends) said: "At first Blake refused to believe Amy had dumped him, but his initial devastation has been replaced by rage.

"As a result of Amy his life will never be the same and he wants to make her compensate him. He has demanded £3m at the very least from her £10m fortune."

However, Blake may not need the divorce, as his Golden Goose appeared outside her Camden home to tell photographers yesterday:

"I am not divorcing Blake. I am totally in love with him. You've seen us together and you know how much we're in love with each other. We're going to be together for ever."

So with both Amy's parents briefing against Blake and everyone agreeing that she's doing her manager's assistant, Alex Haines, what the fuck is going on? We reckon that Amy hasn't got a clue what's happening most of the time and the parents think that if they talk about it and it's in the papers enough that she's dumped Blake then she may actually start to believe it.

What a gold-plated pile of shit.