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AMY WINEHOUSE'S HAIR EXPLOITS ORPHANS

WEAVE COME A LONG WAY

AMY WINEHOUSE'S HAIR EXPLOITS ORPHANS

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Amy Winehouse was aghast to find out that the flowing locks of hair she weaves into her ridiculous hairdon't may have originated from the heads of Romanian orphans. I'm shocked too. I never realised that Romanian orphans had such greasy hair.

The orphans are shaved to provide hair extensions for Western women, with most locks passing through the US before being plastered over the forehead of some worthless celebrity who wants to look like some other worthless celebrity this week.

Amy now ensures that her hair is sympathetically sourced, no doubt explaining the recent spate of shaved Shetland ponies. A source spluttered:

"Amy met a lovely lady from the group Beauty Hurts and they started chatting about the real hair racket. She had no idea orphans were exploited. She knows where her weave comes from and to be honest, it's the US where most of the unethically culled hair ends up but she still wanted to help."

So Amy is helping by donating £50,000 to a Romanian orphanage, which means that around a third of her barnet should be guilt free.

COMMENTS
MrsMoon on Tue 16 October 2007 said...
donate to an orphanage...she could keep several romanian children in that hideous, overgrown gerbils nest...mind you, i think they would rather stay in the eastern european versions of bedlam than suffer any more...
Lil on Tue 16 October 2007 said...
Oh its sooo worth it, She maybe a junkie, but shes got the best singing voice i've heard in a very long time.
bystander on Tue 16 October 2007 said...
I thought orphanages were provided to train "sex workers" that's the only reason I donate my hard earned cash. If I'd known they were hair farms I might have had second thoughts.
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