Amy Winehouse was aghast to find out that the flowing locks of hair she weaves into her ridiculous hairdon't may have originated from the heads of Romanian orphans. I'm shocked too. I never realised that Romanian orphans had such greasy hair.
The orphans are shaved to provide hair extensions for Western women, with most locks passing through the US before being plastered over the forehead of some worthless celebrity who wants to look like some other worthless celebrity this week.
Amy now ensures that her hair is sympathetically sourced, no doubt explaining the recent spate of shaved Shetland ponies. A source spluttered:
"Amy met a lovely lady from the group Beauty Hurts and they started chatting about the real hair racket. She had no idea orphans were exploited. She knows where her weave comes from and to be honest, it's the US where most of the unethically culled hair ends up but she still wanted to help."
So Amy is helping by donating £50,000 to a Romanian orphanage, which means that around a third of her barnet should be guilt free.