AMY JAILHOUSE

Amy Winehouse is clearly still under the influence of something fairly mind altering as she was at court yesterday mouthing "I love you" and "You're fit!" to Blaaaake. She turned up four hours late to be berated by a court official for flirting and making suggestive hand gestures in his direction. But at least the pair were kept at a distance so we don't have to worry about them actually attempting to procreate - for now.

Amy apparently struggled to keep still throughout the hearing and moved seats three times while saying "I love you" and blowing Blakey kisses.

She then handed his solicitor a note for Blake written in red felt tip but we're not sure how she was able to hold the pen, let alone write.

When she was reprimanded for her behaviour and causing a distraction she stood up shouted, "He's fit" and we're surprised she wasn't sectioned for that.

And when she left court and was asked how Blake was, she said:

"Gorgeous as fuck? Haven't you seen him?"

We must be thinking about someone else.