AMY WINEHOUSE TO BRING OUT OWN FASHION RANGE

AMY FASHIONHOUSE

Published on Tue 26 February 2008 by Mopsa

AMY WINEHOUSE TO BRING OUT OWN FASHION RANGE

Ever wanted to look just like an underweight scarecrow after a heavy night out? Well, girls, now's your chance. Amy Winehouse is reportedly launching her own brand of clothes and make-up so you can look just like her!

According to reports, the range will also include hairspray, so you can mould your locks into a beehive just like Amy's orphan hair. But her 'signature piece' is to be liquid eyeliner. Which you can already buy from Superdrug or Boots for about £2.

A source said to The Sun:

"Amy's style has been copied by girls around the country and there's a lot of money to be made. She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products."

Some other idiot said:

"She has become a fashion icon despite not always looking too fresh."

'Not always looking too fresh' wins our understatement of the day award, congrats!

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COMMENTS

		dandyboy on Tue 26 February 2008 said... Which part of the range smells of piss and which of puke? I need to know!
		mandiapple on Tue 26 February 2008 said... And does every purchase come with a free crack pipe?
		claire on Tue 26 February 2008 said... heroin chic?
		Gordina on Tue 26 February 2008 said... And lo the girlies who want look like 'an invidiual' will traipse down with cash in hand and buy it all and will of cause, all look the same. As little Amy rubs her hands together with glee at the thrill of it all. Bet Madonna is gutted she didn't cash in on her 'Like a virgin' look.
		HoratioKnibbles on Tue 26 February 2008 said... Swear she gets more horselike with each passing day
		BustySinclair on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Why would anyone pay through the nose to buy some tat with this semi-decomposed effigy's name on it when you could buy the same outfit for 3 quid at the local Good Samaritan's shop?
		personunavailable on Wed 27 February 2008 said... She needs some of that Lyclear headlice repellent. Skanky bitch.
		thingymabob on Wed 27 February 2008 said... when you stick your hands in the pockets will you find used hypo needles and burnt bits of foil?
		GemStGem on Wed 27 February 2008 said... She always looks brilliant, I defy you to find any other girl who can do as many drugs as that and stay standing, least of all keep their eyeliner on...
		redexile on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Top Tip: don't waste money buying Amy Winehouse's new fashion range. Just strip the first unconscious wino/junkie you find in the street, then get a conscious one to puke over you (apologies to Viz)
		wobblefanny on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Blackened, burnt hands optional...
		milkplus on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Free set of dentures with every pair of jeans