AMY WINEHOUSE SIMULATES SEX ON PRISON VISIT

AMY WHOREHOUSE

Published on Thu 10 July 2008 by roryk

AMY WINEHOUSE SIMULATES SEX ON PRISON VISIT

Ratty old Amy Winehouse isn't as stupid as she looks you know. Slugger Wino has hit on a new plan to rid herself of that parasite of a husband of hers before she has to fork out all that dough when she inevitably decides to divorce him. Her new plan is that she's going to drive him to suicide in prison - and the first step is simulating sex through the pane of glass during visiting hours. Can you imagine a more disturbing picture than Winehouse on heat slobbering all over the glass?

The Sun is reporting that Amy visited Blake at Pentonville Prison yesterday and "yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively".

*Shivers*

But if Amy's scheme went to plan Blake must have been reaching for the nearest sharp object to gouge his eyes out with before ramming it into his cold dark heart so he wouldn't have to see what else she had to offer.

One onlooker said: "It was not a pleasant sight."

No shit! But don't be fooled - she knows what she's doing really...

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COMMENTS

		kagee on Thu 10 July 2008 said... The stuff of nightmares!
		doobieduck on Thu 10 July 2008 said... shudder i'm off now to bleach that image from my brain!
		Shagsack on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Is that cum in that glass, or have I just watched too much bukkake?
		tigerstail on Thu 10 July 2008 said... It's not just cum,it's week-old cum.
		darkfung on Thu 10 July 2008 said... nono, this could be Amy just drink real lemonade - which is also coloured like Jizz ... I am sure she is now in Rehab with her Dad and is not allowed out to drink !
		Loosewheel on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Midnight Express - from the outside.
		Loosewheel on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Midnight Express - only worse.
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 10 July 2008 said... We did the cum jokes last time we saw that pic........ about 6 weeks ago.
		Marshfield on Sun 13 July 2008 said... If it was me, I'd rather be thinking back, and reminiscing, to the night before when I was mercilessly bummed by my most of the cell-mates on my wing. Then immediately after the visit, hitting one of the prison guards in the face to ensure I stay in jail for as long as possible to avoid having to insert my penis into Amy Winehouse's vagina.
		rachael on Mon 14 July 2008 said... an invasion of flies will be cast apon now time to get in the pest controllers.