AMY WEE-HOUSE

The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse has been offered £350,000 to play a gig in a Dutch club where they use urine and sweat to power the club, which is apparently located in a known druggy area. How appropriate...
A source at the yet-to-open Rotterdam nightspot, which is to be called Watt, said:

"The energy will come from urine and sweat from the visitors, and toilets will be flushed by rainwater."

Have they modelled the place on Pete Doherty's squat? Quite how they plan on making energy from urine wasn't made clear, but if they're talking about Amy's urine it may well still contain a few leftover stimulating agents.

The source added:

"The club is set in the heart of the biggest drugs circuit in Holland. It is so out there that it might even shock Amy."

That we seriously doubt.

Wino has obviously dropped her rates after getting paid a cool half mil to play at Paris Fashion Week recently. And if that's not a clear sign of recession on the way, we don't know what is...