Nah-Nah Moon

Some little horrors recently got more than they bargained for when they followed the tottering form of Amy Winehouse down the street shouting insults such as, "Don't get them out for the lads." She bore the abuse with great dignity as they followed her through Camden.

Until she reached her house, that is, at which point she dropped her hot pants and mooned her hairy crack, waggling it back and forth, introducing them to a world of night sweats and waking terror and ensuring her abusers would never sleep cosily in their beds again.

And, job done, Wino promptly scuttled off into her lair.

Apparently the lads are still there, bemused, sad eyed and wondering if there can ever be joy in their lives again. The silly cunts.