REHAB YES YES YES

It looks as though the single life isn't working out too well for Amy Winehouse. Another disastrous gig on Saturday at the Hammersmith Apollo left concertgoers fuming after she walked off halfway through 'Valerie' never to return. Many of those who attended the concert have left comments on her website about their displeasure, but in truth what else were they expecting? It's worth the entrance fee alone to watch her slowly unravelling on stage and sniffing her own tits.

Perhaps mindful of the fact that her record company is expecting her to begin recording a new album in January, Amy has vowed to get clean by Christmas or re-enter rehab. Impeccable timing, trying to get straight when everyone else is in the party mood, but that's Amy.

A 'close friend' who may or may not have been completely made up by unscrupulous journalists said:

"Amy has always been against rehab, but her family and friends are working on getting her to do it. She has promised to consider going to The Priory if she doesn't get clean over Christmas."

Looking at her she couldn't get clean if you scrubbed her with wire wool and Dettol, but best of luck.