Amy Winehouse in hospital with 'severe exhaustion'

Rehab? Yes, yes, yes

Published on Thu 09 August 2007 by BOURNE

Amy Winehouse in hospital with 'severe exhaustion'

So, the walking no-show drinkathon that is Amy Winehouse has finally collapsed and been submitted to London's UCH suffering from, it is claimed, "severe exhaustion".

Hmmm. Severe exhaustion - rock and roll's greatest euphemism. It's what her label, Island, is saying. The Sun, in its inimitable frank style, says it's drugs, and who am I to question the authority of its showbiz correpondents?

Extreme weight loss, confessions of coke use, missed gigs, heavy drinking, hard drugs rumours and a charmless husband (and a husband who never seems to have had any kind of legitimate career) who 'jokes' about smoking crack. I wonder why this could lead to emergency admission, stomach pumping, adrenaline shots?

In other news, The New York Daily News ran this blind item yesterday: "Which troubled, hard-partying Lollapalooza performer cleared out a bathroom over the weekend in Chicago and then smoked what our spy-in-the-stall swears was a crack pipe?"

Now who could that be?

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COMMENTS

		thingymabob on Thu 09 August 2007 said... good girl!
		wizardscuff on Thu 09 August 2007 said... I am hiding in her hair.
		MerylHighground on Thu 09 August 2007 said... Is that Kerry Katona's tongue sticking out on the left?
		Yfronts on Thu 09 August 2007 said... Rock and fucking roll! Now that is what a rock star does!
		dansayle on Thu 09 August 2007 said... I'm bored of this woman, another drama school graduate living a cliche. Her whole act is sub-Stars in your Eyes, it's music for people who buy one album a year.
		michael848 on Thu 09 August 2007 said... Her head must itch summat chronic with that hair...
		Buntyhoven on Thu 09 August 2007 said... Surely a tryst with doherty can't be far away then the 2 of em can be in crack heaven. The only reason for that hair is to smuggle stuff past customs surely.
		JoMama on Thu 09 August 2007 said... EAT SOME MORE FOOOOD, you scabby filth-bag cunt. What's 'daddy' saying now, still fine? Down the well with you!
		JiggeryCock on Thu 09 August 2007 said... It's all that 'heavy' going these last few months. Haydock is like a swamp so top weight, blinkers and no sheepskin noseband over 2 miles there would knacker any young filly. Lay her up in Priory Stables for a month 'til she can hear her hooves rattle again - or try her on the all-weather (since she clearly doesn't perform on grass....or crack)
		anneka on Thu 09 August 2007 said... can someone cut her hair off, give her a bath, feed her a sandwich and get her off the drugs. the sight of her makes me feel sick
		sirbuckle on Thu 09 August 2007 said... Sad and now utterly shot away. Me that is. As for her, yes a hot meal a good fucking scrub and the assassination of her arsehat of a husband. There's a start.
		kaz on Fri 10 August 2007 said... Man it will be a shame when she dies covered in puke shes one of the few genuiely talented people out there actually getting airspace....Oh well more room for gilrs aloud I guess